Need more euphamisms?
Dumb but funny video from the Bloodhound Gang. Features such sexual metaphors as:
– “marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten” (my fav)
– “Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet”
– “cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket”
Mostly work safe just a lot of innuendo.

Boxen Said,
August 15, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
That reminds me of:
“shuck the oyster”