Going back to the fair today. Gonna work the U of MN booth for a while .

I am REALLY looking forward to the candy bar on a stick. It was so good. I can’t believe it. I cry about it at night.

Right next to this meatball dinner on a stick booth is a booth selling Nitro Ice Cream. It tastes like sweet butter. I can’t believe they call it vanilla flavor, I would’ve just called it butter. I think they claim it is flash frozen, and that proffers the notion of it being Nitro. Try to figure that out – while you do, I’m going to get more of it today.

In case you can’t read it, the sign proclaims the live birth shows…pigs, lambs, and cows – plus hatchings of ducks and chicks. I like the exhibit because it has a little burro named “Burrito” that likes its head petted. Nobody pays attention to the ass, they’re too busy ogling the pigs trying to grab teats. Thank you MN State Fair, without this I would never have noted that baby animals don’t smell like human baby. They smell like farm shit.

There is a building at the MN State Fair devoted to agriculture which includes plants, flowers, vegetables, honey, etc. One of the draws is a room with seed art. Here are some of the “best.”

Billy Graham smiling – I suppose this was constructed before he declared a fatwa.

Remember I thought the poster had a retarded dog? Well, this is certainly a retarded cat, seed style.

T-Bone. MMmmm.

Seed diorama to our fallen soldiers.

My favorite of the displayed pieces – who can debate the sentiment? In case you can’t read it, it says “Snails are boring.”

Smoky the Bear seed art with a key to the components.

Second favorite.

OK – All of this shit is idiotic. I suppose this is what you do when its -50 outside and you don’t feel like ice fishing.

Also from the fair – fucking Klan goats.

Been busy so these will come slowly. Plus I’m going back to the fair tomorrow as a U of MN rep. Anyway, here is one of the big draws – All you can drink milk for $1. Used to be 50 cents, heard some grumbling about that.

Here’s a fun game designed to make you throw up. Every time you see a mullet, swig a 1/4 cup of milk. And no matter how many mullets you see, and you will see many, it’s only a $1 to get sick

I love this user review on Amazon:

It teaches kids about the frog who could FART!!! However it was a good book.

This is nothing a superbomb to the earth’s core wouldn’t fix, using Hollywood standards.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic that appeared each Saturday in newspapers starting in 1905. The two-panel comics follow the same formula: In panel one, Mr. True gets confronted by a person who annoys him, and in panel two, Mr. True has an outburst. Sometimes it’s berating, but ususally it’s berating plus physical violence. Despite the old-fashioned mores and the occasional bigotry of the era, and the art is great, and it’s hard not to read another.