I win
According to the Motley Fool:
Microsoft is offering MSN Search users $1 million worth of prizes, including gift cards to a formidable list of consumer-centric retailers like Starbucks and Home Depot.
Surfers win if they use certain search keywords that have been preordained by Microsoft during the contest period.
Ummm… so the second that they choose “anal teen crumb-catchers” to be the winning search term, someone needs to tell me where to collect my prizes.

Boxen Said,
February 15, 2006 @ 6:40 pm
It doesn’t take a Cult of the Dead Cow to write a search engine submission routine. I’m sure someone will crack it later tonight.