Boxen’s Birthday present

March 1, 2006 @ 9:52 pm · Posted by punctual_shrimp · Filed under Crumb Catchers, Nice One

I present: The Sportsbra Simulator. NSFW.

6 Comments

  1. danger Said,

    March 1, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

    Thank gawd they dont make one for men.

  2. Boxen Said,

    March 1, 2006 @ 11:41 pm

    That’s amazing. I was just about to post that. This is by far the best application of Flash ever. You know I cranked the cup size on that shit post-haste.

  3. punctual_shrimp Said,

    March 2, 2006 @ 12:19 am

    Double F Extreme FTW!

  4. danger Said,

    March 2, 2006 @ 9:07 am

    On my first pass, I picked “B” — probably my favorite cup size. Spent a little time toying with that, tweaking the settings, if you know what I mean.

    Then, my next obvious move was to go pick the largest size. But, being the web-savvy user that I am, I picked the size just to the left of the largest — I was operating under the assumption that some big “YOU PERVERT” message was going to pop up if I picked the biggest one — and that this would ruin my deal.

  5. Boxen Said,

    March 2, 2006 @ 5:45 pm

    The only way that app can be improved would to be to have a fifth exercise option: Running Down Stairs.

  6. Electro Rock Said,

    March 2, 2006 @ 9:21 pm

    I would also like to be able to manipulate the digital objects using my *ahem* mouse.

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