Fear mongering at its finest

Things that will happen to your children if you get them a PSP according to this Fox affiliate:
1. They will become porn-obsessed deviants.
2. They will become Nazis.
3. They will become Klan members.
4. They will have real life encounters with at least one pedophile.

I’m surprised they didn’t include, “If you buy a PSP, you hate America.”

1 Comment

  1. bluegrass girl Said,

    November 16, 2006 @ 12:16 pm

    Blondie anchor says: “I’m SURE you wouldn’t give your children porn”.
    Lunkhead cop says in an ominous tone (referring to the PORTABLE play station): “you can take it anywhere”.

    Both favorites.

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