Oh, viral video… you will be the future’s pet rock, but for now, keep it coming.

If you liked the Star Wars kid or Numa Numa, you’ll love two Chinese students rockin’ out to the Back Street Boys.

Art School Confidential should be in theaters this month. This is the first I’ve even heard of the movie. Did anyone else know it was coming?

I enjoyed Ghostworld and not just because Thora Birch (dem thangs) was in it, and to a lesser degree, Scarlett Johansson. Mostly because of nunchuck guy…”This is America, learn the rules!”

But I’m curious about this new movie. It’s based on a 4 page comic. Sounds flimsy.

Also from McSweeney’s
A wedding toast by Katie Holmes’ former best friend
A bit:

And it’s just really great about Katie’s involvement with that Scientology thing. Hey, Katie, remember when we used to watch those dumb volcano commercials about it on TV? Huh? Well, um, we did. And it’s just so funny that you’re into something scientific, ’cause we were both, like, so bad at science. Remember that Bunsen burner incident in 10th-grade lab—so not my fault—and then you pretended to make out with that fetal pig? And now you’re totally into science.

Found on McSweeney’s…

A Letter from “The Power” to Public Enemy.
A snippet:

Honestly, guys, I want to end this thing. I’d love to have you up to the country house for a weekend if you have the time. (I know you do, Flavor Flavor! With the big clock and all!) So what’s it going to take? I’d be more than happy to call someone at the post office and get some more of your heroes on stamps. Who would we be talking about—Grandmaster Flashy? Eddy Murphy? M&M? I haven’t been keeping up with your whole scene so just let me know.

There’s a loophole in the laws of Rhode Island that leaves prostitution legal as long as it’s conducted indoors, including massage parlors and spas.
Notable quote:

A woman who answered the phone at Bally Day Spa said it was not a house of prostitution. Midori Spa could not be reached by phone for comment.

Around here you see charter busses for Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun all the time. I think there’s a new destination.

Oh, and the pic?… hooker with a heart of gold.

This happened a long time ago, but this is the first I heard of it. There was a guy that video taped Press You Luck shows and found the pattern in the spin game. He got on the show and applied it, resulting in winnings over $100K. Here’s his story.

Book-A-Minute has an ultra-condensed versions of popular books.
Here’s the I, Robot one:

Isaac Asimov:
Here’s a logic puzzle thinly disguised as a story.

Reader:
Hurray!

THE END

They’re funnier if you read them in Electro Rock’s voice.

This has been popping up in a few cities recently. It’s a mailing-list organized ad hoc drive-in theater that uses a digital projector and a low-power FM transmitter. The other cars tune their radios like an iTrip.