It’s a scan of a newspaper article that I’m not going to transcribe. Check it.

There’s nothing that livens up a poker game than a good bit of old-fashioned proselytizin’. These are awesome.

I’m surprised that no one has made condoms with a picture of the Pope or the Virgin Mary on them.

The BBC has an article about interesting words in other languages that don’t have an English equivalent. Here are two:

• bakku-shan (Japanese): a girl who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.
• Backpfeifengesicht (German): a face that cries out for a fist in it.

Both favorites.

The guys at Penny Arcade spoofed a page from that shitty SkyMall catalog you get on airplanes. Good stuff.

This had me rolling.

Wonderful website entitled MEN OF THE INTERNET – every pic a winner. Expect to see them in Ohio around, I don’t know, the end of April (if all of their invites go through, if you catch my drift).

Click on any pic, and guess what…more pics!!

Gillette unveiled their 5-blade razor; a move predicted by The Onion in an early 2004 article titled, “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades”