This site has a dizzying array of slang terms for body parts. Many British. Mostly breasts. Some good ones:

• Car Waxers
• Umlauts
• Stun Grenades
• The Resume

Bonus: for labia…

• Badly Packed Kebab

Also from McSweeney’s
A wedding toast by Katie Holmes’ former best friend
A bit:

And it’s just really great about Katie’s involvement with that Scientology thing. Hey, Katie, remember when we used to watch those dumb volcano commercials about it on TV? Huh? Well, um, we did. And it’s just so funny that you’re into something scientific, ’cause we were both, like, so bad at science. Remember that Bunsen burner incident in 10th-grade lab—so not my fault—and then you pretended to make out with that fetal pig? And now you’re totally into science.

Found on McSweeney’s…

A Letter from “The Power” to Public Enemy.
A snippet:

Honestly, guys, I want to end this thing. I’d love to have you up to the country house for a weekend if you have the time. (I know you do, Flavor Flavor! With the big clock and all!) So what’s it going to take? I’d be more than happy to call someone at the post office and get some more of your heroes on stamps. Who would we be talking about—Grandmaster Flashy? Eddy Murphy? M&M? I haven’t been keeping up with your whole scene so just let me know.

Sorta bizarre new comic strip entitled The Perry Bible Fellowship. Some good stuff, that.

This banner is for a shoe store in Manhattan, but it’s hard not to think of Goatse.

Also from the fair – fucking Klan goats.

I love this user review on Amazon:

It teaches kids about the frog who could FART!!! However it was a good book.

From the Onion article:

WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of a recent drop in the sexual-interest rate, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced Tuesday that blowjoblessness in America has reached a record high.

According to Chao, long-term relationships are responsible for the loss of many of this year’s blowjobs. “Over time, traditional blowjob providers prioritize other services, eventually eliminating those blowjobs that they deem unnecessary,” Chao said.

According to Labor Department statistics, almost half of blowjobless Americans are living below the oral-poverty line, and benefits packages that include sexual intercourse are not enough to sustain them.

“For many of these orally disenfranchised men, a hand-to-mouth existence is but a dream,”