Bluegrass girl, this is just like your plane experience.

Crabby and I went to a new restaurant in town last night. At the table next to us was a spikey-haired 40-ish new-ager (licensed joyologist type). She was breastfeeding her son. I’m not good with estimating children’s ages, but when he was done feeding, he got down, walked over to another person at the table who had his toy bag and politely asked, “Can I please have my truck”.

Most bumper stickers suck, but I thought these were kinda funny.

With the exception of the last two, I think you could get away with these in some of the red states.

There is now a Wikipedia entry for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. One of the benefits of conversion is the promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

Someone took a bunch of screen caps of a pirated DVD of Star Wars: Episode III. The translation was English >> Chinese >> English. There’s shit in there about elephants, the Milky Way and the Presbyterian Church.

The Onion has a parody of the intelligent design assertion.

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, ‘God’ if you will, is pushing them down,” said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University…

Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.

Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the ‘electromagnetic force,’ the ‘weak nuclear force,’ the ‘strong nuclear force,’ and so-called ‘force of gravity,'” Burdett said. “And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus.

There was a Lego convention just outside of DC this weekend. People bring their creations that can take hundreds of hours to build. Here’s one guy’s experience at the airport:

I had one piece that the TSA took apart and then put back together randomly.

90% of me feels bad for this guy, the other 10%, schadenfreude.

Philips Electronics has put out a product called Bodygroom which is a shaver for men’s nethers. The flash ad (SFW) sells it well.

Note:
At work I did a Google Image search for “bodygroom” to get the above image but I forgot to add “philips”. The page it returned was a total sausagefest. Damnit! I’ll have to go clear our server’s cache.