From Craig’s List. Short. Just read it. (text NSFW – no pics)

Dumb but funny video from the Bloodhound Gang. Features such sexual metaphors as:

– “marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten” (my fav)
– “Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet”
– “cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket”

Mostly work safe just a lot of innuendo.

Here’s a clever new invention that allows you to burden Fido with carrying his own extruded solid waste. I shit you not, it’s called the Poopsadaisy.

I don’t know if i find this funnier, or more horrifying, due to the fact that i grew up in the south, and have family from West Virginia. But this is truly great. Try paging back through it for a few random pics, you’ll be amazed (or shocked).

…except I’m betting the subject of this video would upset most Republicans. Watch the entire thing.

This game is funny. Took me five tries to win, which clearly illustrates what we already know… subtlety is not my strong suit.

The Boston Herald’s only positive use is to line the bottom of birdcages. That said, I was peeking over the shoulder of a commuter yesterday and saw that there was an article on breastfeeding in public, and in particular in sports stadiums (stadia?). The headline… Glands in the Stands.

I saw this a few months ago, but forgot to post it then, and now I’ve discovered it like Columbus. Someone hand-wrote a complaint about the seat they were in on a Continental flight. Apparently it was funny enough to be passed around at the Continental customer service dept, and someone there posted it. Funny shit.