A pro-life blogger has a post criticizing an Onion article point-for-point, not realizing The Onion is a parody. Here’s an excerpt with quotes from the Onion article and the blogger (bold is the blogger).

Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

“The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity.”

It’s our fault? She says:

“If my HMO wouldn’t have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would’ve gotten pregnant in the first place.”

Sorry ma’am, if you hadn’t had sex you wouldn’t have gotten pregnant, it’s not the HMO’s fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.

A pet umbrella. To be seen dangling from the wrists of the botoxed on Newbury Street in 3… 2… 1…

For those of you who haven’t watched the “Where Are They Now?” episode on Kirk Cameron, he’s focused his God-given acting ability to doing only productions that promote Christian evangelism. One of these is a series with a like-minded minister, called “The Way of the Master”. It’s a disarming name in that when you see it listed, you’re expecting a kung fu flick. So here’s a bit from their show where they seek to prove creationism with a banana, or as they call it, “the atheist’s nightmare.” The minister does all the talking, but Kirk does some excellent sitting.

This little gallery redefines NSFW (viewing it is actually SFW).

In Dover, PA, creationists are now proselytizing door-to-door. Jehova’s Witnesses and creationists might show up at the same time. So the question is: without using words, how do you make it clear that when you slam the door on them, the sentiment is intended for both of them?

From the AP article:

A federal appeals court has upheld the dismissal of lawsuit filed by a Rankin County adult store, which challenged the constitutionality of a Mississippi law that bans the sale of sex toys.

So it remains a crime for adults to sell vibrators to other adults there, but a gun? No problem. Maybe an effective protest would be for citizens to put double-ended jelly dongs in their pickup truck gun racks.

Wearing this costume takes balls.

And I was tempted to categorize this under crumb catchers.