This modular shelving seems innocuous at first, but after a few minutes of living with it you start to get nervous, jittery, then frantic. Months later you’ll realize that wasted your life manipulating shapes.

A slideshow of Chinese watermelon art.

The product is really called Manga Head (not to be confused with hentai). This is total ripoff. You can get the same effect without paying a dollar. See Something About Mary for instructions.

This guy paints on patches of spit-out, stamped-down chewed gum he finds on the sidewalk.
This reminds me of the time when Crabby and I were watching a show on extreme (read: ugly) houses. This one guy covered every external surface of his house with bike reflectors. It looked like total ass. Fancying himself as avant-garde he said:

I believe I’m the only artist working in this medium.

Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky

Sometimes you need an oil painting of Michael Landon carrying a giant squid out of a pond, or a cubist rendering of the cast of Family Ties, or Christopher Walken repairing a robot in his garage.

For when you absolutely must buy your used scissors in 50 pound increments.

Search for NTSA on eBay.

…wonder if they’re salty…

I can’t believe it didn’t sell. It was only $40,000. Not even one bidder… go figure.