This is the love-child of Turbo from Breakin’ and Alfonso from Silver Spoons. He looks animatronic… It’s a Small World 2: Electric Boogaloo

I wonder what these guys think of it.

BTW – Nothing says “I’m a superior breakdancer” than a Pink Floyd painter’s hat with flaps.

“Spam King” Davis Wolfgang Hawke was successfully sued by AOL for $12.8M. Since then, he’s been on the lam. AOL suspects that he put his wealth in gold and platinum bullion. Now AOL is trying to dig up the yard of Hawke’s parents in hopes of finding his cache. Seriously.

You can get evicted from your own house in London… if you’re the type who likes to dig a network of tunnels from your basement stretching throughout your neighborhood. Note to anyone considering doing this: When asked why you’re doing it, don’t say “no reason”.

It’s a urinal cake that has an LCD screen and a speaker. No word on whether it only plays R. Kelly.

For those who completely lack creativity, now there’s a handbook on how to call in sick convincingly when you’re not.

From CNN:

Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing pimps and prostitutes, then jailing them when they don’t pay.

Whoever owns this shaggin wagon really likes The Neverending Story… and it’s terrible sequel. Check out the high-pile ceiling carpet in the interior shots.

A Japanese shoe manufacturer has designed special sneakers for astronauts. What makes them special? They turn astronauts into space ninjas.

Coming next… laser tonfa.