Jason got his gun

Priestley

A 1992 NRA gun safety video. It’s got all the good stuff: multi-cultural kids, rapping anthropomorphic eagle (for all the freedom lovers), and Jason Priestley.

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No, mom… mom, I’m conquering!

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Easter’s slightly less disgusting version

Thanksgiving has the turducken, Easter has this.

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Feature laden

I was on a long flight earlier this week and I had a laptop from work that I thought would entertain me for a while. Not the case. The battery life was abysmal, flickering out after 1.25 hours on a full charge. So I started looking on Amazon just to see prices for portable DVD players. There’s clearly some competition in that space, but a couple of features that some models sport to differentiate themselves seem entirely irrational:

  1. The Remote
    DVD remote
    You can’t even see a 7-inch screen at more than arm’s length.
  2. The Swivel
    DVD swivel
    I’m not even going to comment on this.

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Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

Lazy Sunday

I know this is old, but I saw it again, and it made me laugh.

YouTube had it for a while, but the NBC lawyers put the kibosh down on it. Eventually, they posted it themselves (as in the link above). SNL has been flagging for a while now. Much of the current shit is unwatchable. That’s why the preferred method of finding humor in SNL is to wait for the good skits to show up on viral video sites. No more wading.

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Tom Smothers can suck it

Yoyo skills

Impressive yoyo skills.

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Quick, I need a saving throw

Apparently, internet wunderkind Wil Wheaton (from ST:TNG fame) once pitched the idea of a Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons show to Comedy Central:

http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/cdd.html

Goddamn I would love to see Ricky Gervaise tearin’ ass on a troglodyte while fiendish-but-fair Dungeon Master Ali G rolls a new random encounter with the Whores of Troglodon from behind his shitty soda-splattered screen.

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What would Brian Boitano do?

Skateboarder

Tony Hawk, he’s not.

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