It’s a scan of a newspaper article that I’m not going to transcribe. Check it.

From Ananova,

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

That’s sooo 2003. The video iPod is here now. Where’s the in-tit rear-projection display? You could watch a movie about boobs, and navigate with the familiar iPod scroll wheel/areola.

Here’s a gallery of images taken from decades of Watchtower tracts.

I like these:

There are a bunch like this where the true-believers’ backs are turned to cities being destroyed by falling flaming rocks, lightning, and earthquakes. They’re obviously excited about where they’re going. My money’s on Krispy Kreme. Also, check out the two guys in the back. They’re obviously having butt-sex, something that religion expressly forbids (with a weird proviso). It must be the artist’s little joke. “Who can spot the escaped sinners?”

This artist must have been absent from school when they taught the concept of metaphor. “Run, Barney Frank!”

Both favorites.

From a former Blockbuster executive:

We had the option to buy Netflix for$50 million and we didn’t do it. They were losing money. They came around a few times,” he recalls. Instead, in 2000, Blockbuster inked a 20-year exclusive video-on-demand pact with Enron as the energy conglom launched into telecom. Blockbuster canned the pact after nine months. Netflix is now worth $1.4 billion. Blockbuster’s market cap is about $850 million.

There’s nothing that livens up a poker game than a good bit of old-fashioned proselytizin’. These are awesome.

I’m surprised that no one has made condoms with a picture of the Pope or the Virgin Mary on them.

There’s a new technology around the corner that allows cordless power charging via proximity. One prototype product is Splashpower that uses a plugged-in pad, and you just place your electronic device (phone, iPod, vibrator, etc.) on the pad and it will charge. Until OEMs really buy into it, you’ll need an adapter for each device. Thus rendering it essentially no more useful than the collection of wires and cradles you already have.

From an article:

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed legislation on Friday to outlaw the sale to teenagers of electronic games featuring reckless mayhem and explicit sexuality.

An interesting move for someone who, were it not for the easy access for teenagers to violent media, would not have the fame, wealth, and political position he now enjoys.

When I was 11 I remember going to the theater and buying a ticket to Commando. Terrible movie, but I liked it at the time. When he embedded the circular sawblade into some nameless guard’s head, I wonder if I thought back then, “Hey. This guy would make a great state governor.”

Capcom has released a game for the Nintendo DS called, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. From Evil Avatar:

Mix adventure gaming, crime scence investigation and court room drama with the DS interface and you have a winner!
Also if you act now, through Capcom’s US website, you can get a free, “Objection!” stylus.