This guy plans on racking up a million frequent flyer miles in two months. He takes ten 15 minute flights every day and pays $3500 per month for all-you-can-fly tickets from Air Canada. And they don’t seem mad about it.
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Wonderful website entitled MEN OF THE INTERNET – every pic a winner. Expect to see them in Ohio around, I don’t know, the end of April (if all of their invites go through, if you catch my drift).
Click on any pic, and guess what…more pics!!
If you Google the term “failure”, the number one search result is Bush’s bio page at the White House site.
I don’t know how long this will last, so I took a screenshot.
Feckin sweet.
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Gummy Bears fight cavities. This one could take care of London.
I can’t wait for the news that bacon cleans your arteries.
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Remember the Silver Ring Thing I posted about a while ago? If you wear a scripture-engraved ring that means you promise not to have sex until your married. Or as the Yiddish aphorism goes, “no chuppah, no shtuppa”.
The federal government has stopped funding this citing state/church separation violation. Jesus must hate the ACLU.
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Let’s play spot the sexual euphemism at the Minnesota State Fair. It’s easy! Just look at any picture with food vendors, and go to it! Hah…”go to it..”
Dammit…the pic with the “Hawaiian Shave Ice” stand came out fuzzy…heh…”came out fuzzy”
Going back to the fair today. Gonna work the U of MN booth for a while .
I am REALLY looking forward to the candy bar on a stick. It was so good. I can’t believe it. I cry about it at night.
Right next to this meatball dinner on a stick booth is a booth selling Nitro Ice Cream. It tastes like sweet butter. I can’t believe they call it vanilla flavor, I would’ve just called it butter. I think they claim it is flash frozen, and that proffers the notion of it being Nitro. Try to figure that out – while you do, I’m going to get more of it today.
In case you can’t read it, the sign proclaims the live birth shows…pigs, lambs, and cows – plus hatchings of ducks and chicks. I like the exhibit because it has a little burro named “Burrito” that likes its head petted. Nobody pays attention to the ass, they’re too busy ogling the pigs trying to grab teats. Thank you MN State Fair, without this I would never have noted that baby animals don’t smell like human baby. They smell like farm shit.
