Speaking of old posts, I unwittingly left this one in draft mode for a few weeks.

Japan finally allows exposed genitals in movies to be seen with clarity. No more blur-mosaics. Still no answer to, “What’s up with the tentacle porn?”

…except I’m betting the subject of this video would upset most Republicans. Watch the entire thing.

Told you this treasure would be mine.

All this talk of the good old days prompted me to investigate Sesame Street further. There’s a pretty good Wiki entry about it, but check out this great character encyclopedia.

Both favorites:

• Shhhhhh. Hey, bud. Wanna buy an invisible ice cream cone?
  
• I love how the customer at Grover’s restaurant is just called “Fat Blue”:
  

…and some more favorites:

• Someday I hope to have eyebrows/hair like this guy:
  
• The first time I witnessed masochism was with Don Music. After that, I had slight fear of composers, and a particularly strong dislike for Randy Newman.
  
• Let’s not forget this guy, who, I believe, is responsible for The Telephone Rock:
  

Your favs?

All this talk of The Monster At the End of This Book made me look it up on amazon.com. Let me preface this with the following: Elmo is a pale imitation of Grover. Now peep this:

More info about this abomination available by clicking here.

Read the first reviewer’s description – I agree whole heartedly, even before reading the damn thing.

Click this and behold the majesty that is the exclusive Wizard World Comic Con 2005 Super Grover figure.

Keep on doin’ the lyndie…

I’m in SF this week and you can’t turn around without seeing one of two billboards: iPod and the new Dove campaign. What makes it interesting is that it uses “real” women with “real” curves. Personally, I think these chicks (well, Sigrid and Stacy) are hotter than anything in the Victoria Secrete catalog. . . And better yet, they’d eat a waif with a little tabasco for lunch. *Slurp*smack*munch*. Pass tha bleu cheese!

My only problem with the campaign is it’s still not “real”. If they used real women, they’d get some ugly ass bitches with big nostrils, hairy upper lips, and hammertoes. Maybe next time.