Dog Poo Spray is the winning entry in this year’s Student of the Year award at London’s Central Saint Martins College. Dog Poo Spray laminates your dog’s shit to a stick so that you don’t need to scoop it up with a baggie and feel it squish revoltingly between your fingers. The contest was sponsored by the aerosols industry.

After 98 years the Boy Scouts ends its vaj ban. Gays and atheists still need not apply.

Swanksigns collects public safety and information signs from around the world. This one is creepy. It shows what can happen to you if you get into an elevator with a trash can and neglect to pull the can all the way into the elevator car. Most other signs on the site are funnier and less nightmarish.

This is SO awesome. For men who are totally comfortable with their sexuality and have lots of throw pillows that need decorative covers.

Someone decided to make a very large gummi bear. And it looks deeeelicious. Bounce.

I don’t remember this from the ads in the back of ninja magazines. You’re supposed to carry this pole around in case some loon bum-rushes you while you’re out for a stroll.

From Google translate: ‘The thorn crotch (it points and) [ the crime prevention supplies ]’

When you think of sausage, the first thing that comes to mind is never Japan. But they do like food art… and whatever this is.

From here:

The Pee Goal consists of a green base, goal post and a little football on a string. Take aim, shoot and see if you can score a goal.

Minature drunken hooligans not included.