The Guardian Unlimited has an article on what goths do when they grow up. The writer’s take is that there is life after working Cinnabon and LARPing as spinal fluid-drinking “alternative” vampires.

Best line:

“I see them now in Camden where I live and think ‘Fine in your twenties. But when you’re 30? Sorry – you look like a twat”

NPR tries to highbrow the subject of 19th century white Tennessee hillbilly beat-boxing (aka eephing).

So listen close so y’all don’t miss,
as we go a little something like this, HIT IT!

Videogame Theater presents, Pac Man: The Insatiable Hunger. It’s like VH1’s tragic Behind the Music… but for video games… as told by puppets.

Concentration test – I have a juicy $5 EB gift card for Boxen if he can get this right on the first try.

In Dover, PA, creationists are now proselytizing door-to-door. Jehova’s Witnesses and creationists might show up at the same time. So the question is: without using words, how do you make it clear that when you slam the door on them, the sentiment is intended for both of them?

From the AP article:

A federal appeals court has upheld the dismissal of lawsuit filed by a Rankin County adult store, which challenged the constitutionality of a Mississippi law that bans the sale of sex toys.

So it remains a crime for adults to sell vibrators to other adults there, but a gun? No problem. Maybe an effective protest would be for citizens to put double-ended jelly dongs in their pickup truck gun racks.

He sings about space camp. Where does the wrongness end?

Live action Simpsons film made by some English folks – pretty fun. Click here.