I love ebay.

Story here:
The Consumerist

Things that will happen to your children if you get them a PSP according to this Fox affiliate:
1. They will become porn-obsessed deviants.
2. They will become Nazis.
3. They will become Klan members.
4. They will have real life encounters with at least one pedophile.

I’m surprised they didn’t include, “If you buy a PSP, you hate America.”

It’s axiomatic to say that Nickelback spews only vapid drivel, but what if you want proof? What better way to attest to Nickelback’s dillholery than to compare it to the generally accepted yardstick of dreck… more Nickelback. Someone made a flash movie that plays one Nickelback track on the left speaker and another one on the right. Aside from the circular reasoning, the comparison shows the tired formula quite clearly.

I stumbled upon a list of faux pas grouped by country in Wikipedia. I love what someone put for Kazakhstan:

In Kazakhstan, it is considered an insult for a man to not offer a guest the opportunity to sleep with his sister. It is also considered impolite to turn down such an offer.

Apparently there will be a Bruno movie next. Will it succeed? Ich don’t think so. Has anyone seen Borat yet?

Worst video game titles evarrrr.

Christopher Martin, formerly “Play” from Kid ‘N Play (aka, The Unremarkable Guy of the Two) is now teaching a class called “Hip Hop in Context” at North Carolina Central University. There’s a video clip of him promoting the class. In his words, it’s “crazy important.” No word yet on whether the “Kid ‘N Play Kick Step” will be covered.