I’m in SF this week and you can’t turn around without seeing one of two billboards: iPod and the new Dove campaign. What makes it interesting is that it uses “real” women with “real” curves. Personally, I think these chicks (well, Sigrid and Stacy) are hotter than anything in the Victoria Secrete catalog. . . And better yet, they’d eat a waif with a little tabasco for lunch. *Slurp*smack*munch*. Pass tha bleu cheese!

My only problem with the campaign is it’s still not “real”. If they used real women, they’d get some ugly ass bitches with big nostrils, hairy upper lips, and hammertoes. Maybe next time.

That Dennis ain’t got nuthin’ on me.
This is how I roll.

Suffice to say, the Boar’s Nest probably doesn’t offer a “carb-counting” menu…yee-haa (click the haa)…

This makes me want to play the game, and purchase a large, dark van filled with sweets for the muggle children.

When you think of sausage, the first thing that comes to mind is never Japan. But they do like food art… and whatever this is.

David Hasselhoff made a
music video of him singing “Hooked on a Feeling”. Must see.

Make yourself look stupid MacFarlane style.

Self-described hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she’s too pretty for prison. Defense attorney spake,

To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions.

Good luck with that… but then it is Florida.