This site made me chuckle: http://www.turdwords.com/top10.cfm
Many, but not all, have to do with the ol’ Number 2. Definitely not work-safe, in a text-based sort of way.
I can’t wait to give someone a Credit Card:
Definition 1: To catch an unexpecting person bent over, you proceed to swipe your hand from the bottem through the crack of their ass.
Usage Example: Jimmy bent over to pick-up his breifcase and I gave him the old “credit card”.
Found this funny on-line comic strip called Toothpaste For Dinner. The jottings this guy comes up with are bizarre and often really funny. Here’s one:
Check out some of the others. The t-shirt photos are pretty funny.
Suffice to say, the Boar’s Nest probably doesn’t offer a “carb-counting” menu…yee-haa (click the haa)…
This makes me want to play the game, and purchase a large, dark van filled with sweets for the muggle children.
David Hasselhoff made a
music video of him singing “Hooked on a Feeling”. Must see.
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Here’s a store (maybe NSFW) that peddles t-shirts with off-color sayings. There’s a ton of them, so here are some of the shirts I think are funny.
On the home page is a link to “Worse Than Hell” which reveals a sub-category of completely tasteless depravity. You are warned, honestly.
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It’s no secret that The Commonwealth is home to some of the worlds worst drivers. The best way to correct this epidemic is effective communication at the time of transgression. As a resident, this new spiral-bound tabbed book of large-print sentiments is a must buy. Bonus: each page has the same sentiment written in reverse so it will appear normal when viewed in a mirror. A sampling:
And my favorite…
They also offer a milder censored version, in their words, “for those with slightly smaller balls.”
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